Stop pissing money up the wall on Google Ads

Rated 4.5/5 Based on 89 Reviews

Get your brand in front of 2,000 punters in the pub for less than a schooner a day.

Custom printed coasters that keep your business on tables, bars and in conversations that work harder than your apprentice.

CLAIM THE DEAL

Your ads disappear in seconds.
Your coasters sit on a bar for months!

We help sparkies turn everyday pub tables into repeat brand exposure

Custom coasters printed and delivered straight to venues across Australia

Free Design, Free Delivery Aus-wide, No Hidden Costs

Who is it for?

Built for sparkies who’d rather be on the tools than chasing leads

  • Electricians & contractors
  • Tradies who are sick of slow weeks
  • Local legends running jobs off word of mouth
  • Anyone relying on she’ll be right marketing

If your work comes from your area, this keeps you top of mind.

 
Title

The simple idea

1,000 coasters = 1,000 touch points $391

2,000 coasters = Double your reach +$8

2000 Coasters, +$8 for less than the price of a beer, you massively increase how many people see your brand where decisions actually happen! 

 

In real life, over a drink.

 
Title

Trusted by these legends

Title

Why it works

People ignore ads.
They don’t ignore what’s under their drink.

Coasters get:

  • Picked up
  • Looked at
  • Talked about
  • Stay around longer than ads.

That’s not marketing theory, that’s pub behaviour.

 
Title

What our customers say

What we got was bloody brilliant.
R Marine Jones, Riviera
Didn't think I'd get this excited about cardboard circles..
Coastline Properties

Good quality, fast turnaround. The local is sorted.

Troy, Electrician

Ready to get started?

Stop burning budget on ads. Get something that actually sticks around. 

(Double your reach to 2000 for the price of a beer)


The Beer Math Comparison

Feature

2000 Ditto Print Coasters

Google Ads

Customer Attention Span

45-minutes (minimum)

2-second scroll

The Reach

2,000 Local Tables

One-hit wonder

The Result

Winner. Local Legend.

Money Pit. Next.

Investment

$399 (Double the reach for $8 extra)

$500+ (disappears instantly)

Added Value for Sparkies

No Hidden Costs

Free Design

Free Delivery Aus-wide

Need to know More?

What if I don’t have a logo?

No dramas. Design help is 100% free. Upload what you’ve got and our team will make it look mint.

Can i Include a QR code?

Bloody oath. We’ll direct it straight to your website or phone number so you can track every lead.

Is the 2,000 deal actually better?

It’s a no-brainer. For the price of one extra schooner ($8), you get double the coasters. It’s the cheapest marketing you’ll ever do.

Are there any hidden or last minute cost add on's?

Not a cent. The price you see is the price you pay. Free shipping and GST included.

Why it's a Steal

 'Mate's Rates' Upgrade

Title

Why settle for 1,000 sets of eyes when we’ll give you 2,000 for the price of a beer extra?

Own the Local

Title

You save the publican a heap on gear, and he gives you the best real estate in the house.

Zero Effort Leads

Title

Just your biz, their beer, and 45 minutes of attention.